Greetings Hatters,
I’ve moved my blog to a new site. For a variety of reasons that I won’t bore you with, a fresh start seemed necessary. The content will remain largely the same, as will the format. Nothing changes but the name, really. Anyway, I’ll see you over at:
bighatt.wordpress.com
Easy enough, right?
Archive for the ‘Uncategorized’ Category
Change of Venue
Posted in Uncategorized on July 18, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
My cat, it has 3 corners
Posted in Uncategorized on July 15, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Is anyone looking for a sweet little kitty to call their own? I’ve got a line on what looks to be a pretty awesome cat. His name is Glenn Danzig. I’m actually trying to get my roommate to agree to adopt him and then we can change his name to Glenn Dorsey (my least favorite [...]
Selling out for no money
Posted in Uncategorized on July 11, 2009 | 1 Comment »
As many of you saw I’m sure, I recently advertised this blog via a facebook status update. I’m not proud of it, and it was a step I’d been resisiting for a long time, but I think deep down I knew I’d eventually cave. I mean why not, you know? On the day I posted [...]
Good night, sweet prince
Posted in Uncategorized on July 9, 2009 | 6 Comments »
So Michael Jackson is dead. Have you heard this? Have you read about this?
This may sound callous, but I am in no way emotionally affected by his death. Neither are you. Sure its sad. Michael Jackson’s whole life story is sad. But there are a lot of people claiming they’re really upset about this, and [...]
You’re so Veins
Posted in Uncategorized on June 23, 2009 | 6 Comments »
I have a friend named Veins. He’s famous for his massive, veiny penis. Gross, right? Anyway, I had a dream about Veins last night. Don’t worry, I’m not going to bore you with the trippy details of my dream. I hate when people do that. The point of this story is that this was a [...]
Taste Test
Posted in Uncategorized on June 18, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I’m pretty bored at work, so I just went down to the corner store, bought a Coke and a Pepsi, and had myself a blind taste test. The results? Coke tastes like Coke, Pepsi tastes like Pepsi*. At some point in my life I’m going to have to stop doing dumb shit like this.
*Same results [...]
Movin’ on up
Posted in Uncategorized on June 2, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I moved this weekend. I don’t have to tell you how bad that sucked. Moving is the one thing literally everyone hates. The packing, the lifting, the carrying, the screaming, the arranging, the re-organizing, the sobbing. And the real bitch of it is you have to get someone to help you. [...]
Ralph Bakshi
Posted in Uncategorized on May 28, 2009 | 2 Comments »
You’re probably wondering about that title, right? Yeah, I knew you were. I’m sitting here watching the old 70s LOTR cartoon movie, and right before it started I the name Ralph Bakshi flashed on screen. Kind of a funny name, I thought. Turns out he’s the director. The movie is [...]
The Barry Gibb Talk Show
Posted in Uncategorized on May 16, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I love the Barry Gibb Talk Show. A lot. All in all, I’d have to say its definitely my favorite recurring sketch of the last 5 years. I consider the sketch to be a continuing work of genius, improving with each episode. Dick in a Box may be the flagship of Justin Timberlake’s increasingly impressive [...]
The art of the one-on-one hang
Posted in Uncategorized on May 9, 2009 | 3 Comments »
As I get older (and crazier), I find myself busting more one-on-one hangs. Part of this is due to moving away from my cocoon of fellow KC perverts, but part of it is also due to an increasing appreciation for the art of the 2 person tete-a-tete (probably due to getting older and lamer). If [...]
