I have a friend named Veins. He’s famous for his massive, veiny penis. Gross, right? Anyway, I had a dream about Veins last night. Don’t worry, I’m not going to bore you with the trippy details of my dream. I hate when people do that. The point of this story is that this was a [...]
Archive for June, 2009
You’re so Veins
Posted in Uncategorized on June 23, 2009 | 6 Comments »
Taste Test
Posted in Uncategorized on June 18, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I’m pretty bored at work, so I just went down to the corner store, bought a Coke and a Pepsi, and had myself a blind taste test. The results? Coke tastes like Coke, Pepsi tastes like Pepsi*. At some point in my life I’m going to have to stop doing dumb shit like this.
*Same results [...]
Movin’ on up
Posted in Uncategorized on June 2, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I moved this weekend. I don’t have to tell you how bad that sucked. Moving is the one thing literally everyone hates. The packing, the lifting, the carrying, the screaming, the arranging, the re-organizing, the sobbing. And the real bitch of it is you have to get someone to help you. [...]
